| 1. | I Get a Freaking Stepmother |
| 2. | I meet the grumpy conductor of the Train of Whatsits |
| 3. | Two Truths and a Lie |
| 4. | Alexander plans an investigation |
| 5. | The investigation goes awry |
| 6. | We receive an anonymous threat |
| 7. | The Man In Black |
| 8. | We interview a kidnapped child |
| 9. | We ride a chicken to the fort |
| 10. | The Caves |
| 11. | The Absolutely Stupid Plan (I did tell you the heroics weren't going to get us anywhere, Alexander) |
| 12. | We Find The Ambassador |
| 13. | The Escape Plan (Alexander won't be involved. I ASSURE you) |
| 14. | The Train Ride Home |